May 2012
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Watchtwo cheeks explain it all
lost and cold: cheek column #2
Seeker: I'm lost and cold and the voices won't leave me alone. Can I hide inside your cheek?
Cheek1: Yes. A cheek is a stretchable and warm substance. I am compassionate, moist and slightly bumpy on the inside. I bleed once a month, but with you inside, I will stop bleeding for at least three months, up to nine months. You can hide inside my cheek, a cheek within a cheek within a cheek, if you shall be my egg.
tender cheekthoughts and advice on the apocalypse
Lucas De Lima: ha. you cheeks I had the weirdest dream last night that I might be able to write about on the cheek. It was basically apocalyptic--the rules of society had changed. Julianne Moore was telling us all in the 'community' (there were maybe 30 people in this cafeteria-like room) about how we can't eat any organic food. She demonstrated with a film or something what happens when you eat something from the ground: your mouth, nose, and eyes seal up and you die inside yourself.
You become all cheek.
Feng Chen: omg i had apocalyptic dream too. in mine, a disgruntled housewife starts out trying to get her lock changed, but ends up trying to have sex with a young locksmith. He invokes other children by talking to clay kodomari. He is (underage) who turns out to have a disease that makes his body melt slightly. She tied him to some kind of rotating table device. And then murders start to happen but I don' t know how they are related. In the end, a bunch of children are killed.
Lucas De Lima: Wow, that's fengtastic
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Jesse Lenna: OMG my friend just emailed me that she had an apocalyptic dream last night too. I am worried psychic friends
Feng Chen: it's turning yellow outside
Lucas De Lima: whoa!
it really is
Feng Chen: we have to make a teepee with sticks
and then we can hold hands
Lucas De Lima: at least we will die connected by this message thread
it is our teepee
Feng Chen: my hands touch plastic keys connected to your internet hands
cheex in the city advice column #1
Alex: yes i'm sorry. i need to get you to advice me on burger choices
me: well, first of all, you need to consider your life goals, and your authentic appetite
your authentic appetite depends on the structure innate and spiritual of your stomach, which you can feel by lying down and probing with your fingers
if your stomach is shaped like a star, then I recommend getting a softer burger
Alex: i do not use fingers to probe my stomach. my stomach probes itself through my fingers
me: if it is shaped like a hand, then you should probably get a turkey burger
ah I see
in this case, I would recommend feeling the texture of the burger before choosing it
Alex: what if my stomach is, itself, shaped like a soft burger
me: if it is shaped like a soft burger, then you must first accept cannibalism
Alex: can we really accept cannibalism? i thought cannibalism was the one in charge
me: it is very difficult
but it is possible
Alex: ok
me: thanks for your question
Alex: i have eaten off my own face
buccal CHEEK
Girl with prominent (puffy) cheeks.LatinbuccaArterybuccal arteryNervebuccal nerve, buccal branch of the facial nerveMeSHCheek
good evening, cheeks
welcome to the land of twin cheeks. Cheeks are actually rhizomes, and are not actually twins, but can form covalent bonds when they want to.
