TWIN CHEEKS

How does a cheek enjoy life? This becoming-plastic cheek...

feng-chen — Tue, 15 May 2012 11:05:25 -0600

How does a cheek enjoy life? This becoming-plastic cheek undergoes excruciating bliss while experiencing the highlights of city life. The complex nature of leisure absorbs the agony of invisible shadow cheeks. Mystery cheek says, “In Cambodia, people call me mannequin.”

two cheeks explain it all

jesselenna — Thu, 03 May 2012 23:44:00 -0600

two cheeks explain it all

these are rapid and famous cheeks in motion

jesselenna — Thu, 03 May 2012 23:35:24 -0600

these are rapid and famous cheeks in motion

lost and cold: cheek column #2

feng-chen — Thu, 03 May 2012 22:32:21 -0600

Seeker: I'm lost and cold and the voices won't leave me alone. Can I hide inside your cheek?
Cheek1: Yes. A cheek is a stretchable and warm substance. I am compassionate, moist and slightly bumpy on the inside. I bleed once a month, but with you inside, I will stop bleeding for at least three months, up to nine months. You can hide inside my cheek, a cheek within a cheek within a cheek, if you shall be my egg.

wordsandturds: HYPERVENTI-LIKE the endangered cheek...

feng-chen — Thu, 03 May 2012 22:29:39 -0600

wordsandturds:

HYPERVENTI-LIKE

the endangered cheek doesn’t advise you to retain much blubber because ice is going to be totally manmade soon.

the cheek of melancholia

feng-chen — Thu, 03 May 2012 09:10:05 -0600

the cheek of melancholia

tender cheekthoughts and advice on the apocalypse

feng-chen — Thu, 03 May 2012 09:09:00 -0600

Lucas De Lima:ha. you cheeks I had the weirdest dream last night that I might be able to write about on the cheek. It was basically apocalyptic--the rules of society had changed. Julianne Moore was telling us all in the 'community' (there were maybe 30 people in this cafeteria-like room) about how we can't eat any organic food. She demonstrated with a film or something what happens when you eat something from the ground: your mouth, nose, and eyes seal up and you die inside yourself.
You become all cheek.

Feng Chen: omg i had apocalyptic dream too. in mine, a disgruntled housewife starts out trying to get her lock changed, but ends up trying to have sex with a young locksmith. He invokes other children by talking to clay kodomari. He is (underage) who turns out to have a disease that makes his body melt slightly. She tied him to some kind of rotating table device. And then murders start to happen but I don' t know how they are related. In the end, a bunch of children are killed.

Lucas De Lima: Wow, that's fengtastic
[...]

Jesse Lenna: OMG my friend just emailed me that she had an apocalyptic dream last night too. I am worried psychic friends

Feng Chen: it's turning yellow outside

Lucas De Lima: whoa!
it really is

Feng Chen: we have to make a teepee with sticks
and then we can hold hands

Lucas De Lima: at least we will die connected by this message thread
it is our teepee

Feng Chen: my hands touch plastic keys connected to your internet hands

cheex in the city advice column #1

feng-chen — Wed, 02 May 2012 22:17:59 -0600

Alex: yes i'm sorry. i need to get you to advice me on burger choices
me: well, first of all, you need to consider your life goals, and your authentic appetite
your authentic appetite depends on the structure innate and spiritual of your stomach, which you can feel by lying down and probing with your fingers
if your stomach is shaped like a star, then I recommend getting a softer burger
Alex: i do not use fingers to probe my stomach. my stomach probes itself through my fingers
me: if it is shaped like a hand, then you should probably get a turkey burger
ah I see
in this case, I would recommend feeling the texture of the burger before choosing it
Alex: what if my stomach is, itself, shaped like a soft burger
me: if it is shaped like a soft burger, then you must first accept cannibalism
Alex: can we really accept cannibalism? i thought cannibalism was the one in charge
me: it is very difficult
but it is possible
Alex: ok
me: thanks for your question
Alex: i have eaten off my own face

Photo

feng-chen — Wed, 02 May 2012 11:29:35 -0600

this is a white cheek with a horn.

feng-chen — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 22:44:50 -0600

this is a white cheek with a horn.

cheek press

feng-chen — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 22:42:07 -0600

cheek press

la-faimmm: Who said you can’t be scary and sexy at the same...

feng-chen — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 22:37:53 -0600

la-faimmm:

Who said you can’t be scary and sexy at the same time?

blended cheex

feng-chen — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 22:36:00 -0600

blended cheex

heartofblarkness: Twin Peaks 2x01 best cheek

feng-chen — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 22:27:42 -0600

heartofblarkness:

Twin Peaks 2x01

best cheek

hakkalocken: Last chipmunk photo of today…promise! FURR CHEEX

feng-chen — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 22:25:53 -0600

hakkalocken:

Last chipmunk photo of today…promise!

FURR CHEEX

buccal CHEEK

feng-chen — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 22:06:07 -0600

Girl with prominent (puffy) cheeks.LatinbuccaArtery buccal artery Nerve buccal nerve, buccal branch of the facial nerve MeSHCheek

good evening, cheeks

feng-chen — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 22:04:52 -0600

welcome to the land of twin cheeks. Cheeks are actually rhizomes, and are not actually twins, but can form covalent bonds when they want to.